Mumbo Jumbo
Ted’s girlfriend was a bitch.
Not his anymore, that snitch.
Left him. Hell, I’d even ditch.
Tweaked that twat and it clinched.
Beat my friend Billy.
Threw him over to Lilly,
Then she sent him to Philly
Where he started acting silly.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Looking for water to fill
Grandma’s capsule pill.
Who’d you think they kill?
Ted, Billy, Jack and Jill suck.
With lives full of luck,
When hell comes they duck,
Only to catch it and chuck.
Those lame little fucks.
Written by Mensur Gjonbalaj
April 11, 2013
